Me versus Me
Inside my head: AGHHHHHH, I don't want to go to work!!!! Don't force me to listen to idle chit-chat and respond!!!! Just answer the fucking questions and move this shit along!!!! Make your client plead guilty!!!! I hate myself for being so fat!!!! Yeah, yeah, you are a stud and every woman wants you...shut the fuck up now!!!! Get me back in my bed now!!!!
What I actually say: Hey, how are you? I'm fine, thanks...today's a GREAT day!!
If they only knew the real me.
Have a good one, Girls!!